1) flame with originality meaning utilize your google image fuction like this
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASSHOLE TO LOOK LIKE THIS AS A RESULT OF ME ASS FUCKING YOU WITH MY ABNORMALLY SMALL PROBOSCIS
2) respond to about 1/3rd of the flames against you to make it seem like you have something better to do than reply to everybody even though you know you dont. like this
fag1:hey Bezz you are a fucking fag
fag2:hey Bezz you are a fucking homosexual
fag3:hey Bezz your nickname is dj bubblebath
Bezz:hey now
3) your middle name has to be comeback if it is not you are not worth of flaming like this
fag1: Bezz you are a faggot
Bezz:what the fuck did you just say last thing i heard about you was that your brother filed for spousal abuse you dumb nigger honkey spic shit
4) never use the shift key unless you are holding it down to SHOW A FUCKING EMPHASISED POINT this highlights those points and explains to people that you are here for serious reasons and you are not bsin around like this
bezz:you are all faggots and i am better than you
fag1:yah ok stfu lurk more noob
fag2:who da fuck do u think you are you dumb faggot
bezz:ok i would listen to you BUT I WAS TOO FUCKING BUSY USING A CHEESE GRATER TO GOUGE OUT MY EYELIDS AFTER READING YOUR SHITTY ASS RESPONSES
5) if all else fails razors only cost a few cents